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How to win on 7-11 Day!

So after much thought and prayer (and by much, I mean none), and considering how small 7-11’s free slurpees are, I have developed a revolutionary idea for making your free 7-11 slurpee, the slurpee that keeps on giving. Follow these step-by-step instructions and you too can win on 7-11 Day!

1. Find the largest thermos/mug/jug/whatever you have, in your house. Make sure it’s clean. Take it with you as you leave today.

2. Stop at the first 7-11 you see and pick up your free slurpee (you may want to choose one that will be consistent across all 7-11s (ie cherry, coca-cola,etc). But DO NOT DRINK YET.

3. Pour your free slurpee into your thermos/mug/jug. Then begin to sip as you drive away, but not too fast…you want to make it last.

4. Stop at the next 7-11 you see. It’s likely you haven’t finished your first slurpee, which is good news. Pick up your next free slurpee. DO NOT DRINK YET.

5. Pour your next free slurpee into your thermos/mug/jug. Then begin to sip as you drive away, but not too fast…you want to make it last. Notice anything? Your thermos/mug/jug is a little bit fuller…not only are you enjoying your free slurpee, it’s also growing.

6. Stop at the next 7-11 you see. Pick up your next free slurpee. DO NOT DRINK YET.

7. Pour your next free slurpee into your thermos/mug/jug. Then begin to sip as you drive away, but not too fast…you want to make it last. Notice anything? Your thermos/mug/jug is even fuller…not only are you enjoying your free slurpee, it’s growing even more!

Repeat steps 4-7 as many times as you’d like. You will have a thermos/mug/jug full of slurpee. If you do things right, you will have enough slurpee to last throughout your day. Congratulations, you have won on 7-11 Day!

 

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But, seriously…if anyone tries this, please send me a photo.

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